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我杀人了

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  我杀人了牧师:把你的罪过告诉全能的主,乞求他的原谅吧!告解:我…我做了一件无法挽回的事!牧师:放心吧!无论是如何无法挽回的事,主都会原谅你的。放心,放心!主都会原谅你的,来,现在赶快告解吧!告解:…。那一天,我悄悄地走进他家…啊!无法挽回呀!…呜…。牧师:别哭,放心嘛!主会原谅你的…然后咧?告解:我…我拿起厨房的菜刀,一刀插进了。插进了他的。心。脏…啊!无法挽…我杀了他之后,就到他房里拿了他的一亿圆…牧师:一…一亿圆?!。哇!…告解:然后,就在我走出他的房间时,我忘了擦掉门把上的指纹了!牧师:该死!你真的是做了主不可原谅的事!…。 来源:114fu



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